The Mental Home

Holy Hell
Good Lord! I go to update and I realize that I haven't done so since August 7th of last year, for cryin' out sideways! Anyways...(not that anyone cares, but)whats new with Mark? Mark just may be making a move up to Traverse City based off of a job offer. I took an overnighter up there this past Wed/Thurs to take a look around and see what I'm getting myself into. To be honest, I'm actually liking the looks of it...my bosses cousin (who is running the store in T.C.) is a great guy, easy to get along with, around 27 years old. All of the things that are being offered to me, beyond the job itself, is just more than I could ask for, it would help me out a whole helluva lot, and I'm willing to say that it WILL help me out.

I'm just so damn tired after the 4 hour and 45 mintue drive home, and looking for apartments, and thinking of how soon I want to do this, and how I'm going to pay bills...BILLS! Do you realize how many bills I'm going to have to pay?!?!?!? Once I buy into a condo, I will have to pay cell phone, car insurance, car payment, electricity, cable/internet, phone, gas, house insurance, mortgage payments...on top of that I need to eat, I need gas, I need furniture...I'm second guessing myself as it realates to that. But I am working for some of the greatest guys someone could ever work for, and as long as I ensure that I am going to do them good, they're going to do the same for me in return.

Well, I already feel like I'm ranting and raving way more than I should be, so I'm just going to lay down for a few and think, and think, and think, and hopefully fall asleep before thinking anymore.

Current Mood: Tired, confused, lost
Current Music: Questions! No music, just questions...

I was told to post this, I wouldn't blame you if you choose not to do it...

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF...

¯ I died from natural causes:
¯ I said I liked you:
¯ I kissed you:
¯ I lived next door to you:
¯ I started smoking:
¯ I was hospitalized:
¯ I ran away from home:

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY...

¯ Personality:
¯ Eyes:
¯ Hair:
¯ Family:

WOULD YOU...

¯ Be my friend?:
¯ Keep a secret if I told you one?:
¯ Hold my hand?:
¯ Take a bullet for me?:
¯ Keep in touch?:
¯ Try and solve my problems?:
¯ Love me?:
¯ Date me?:

HAVE YOU EVER...

¯ Lied to make me feel better?:
¯ Wanted to kiss me?:
¯ Wanted to kill me?:
¯ Broke my heart?:
¯ Kept something important from me?:
¯ Thought I was unbearably annoying?:
¯ Had your heart broken by me?:

~*::And More::*~

1. Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. Describe me in one word.
5. What was your first impression?
6. Do you still think that way about me now?
7. What reminds you of me?
8. If you could give me anything what would it be?
9. How well do you know me?
10. When's the last time you saw me?
11. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
12. Are you gonna put this on yours to see what I say about you?:

You want an update...you got one
Last time I updated was in April, and many things have happened since then. Just about a month after I last updated, I became a single man...but just recently (last night, if my memory serves me correctly) I was "united" with someone who I hold, and have held, near and dear to my heart for quite some time now. I've had a vibe that there was some sort of chemistry between us but in the end I always said "Mark, you're fantasizing again...quit dreaming." As it turns out, I was wrong, and there was indeed something there. You know who you are, and I love you with all my heart. Thats proabably the greatest thing that ever happened in my life, (which is why it comes first) and I'm really appreciative of the people who helped us out along the way. (You, too, know who you are)

HFW-wise, Mental Mark is the reigning Undisputed Champion...winning it at Blood Sweat and Tears (hfwbloodsweatandtears.xaper.com) against Deranged, and successfully defending it against the same man one month later at Access Denied (hfwaccessdenied.xaper.com)in a stretcher match. Mark is looking forward to "Re-living" the Invasion of last year (which took place on July 24 2004) as he goes toe to toe with the HellRaizer in a ladder match on Sunday August 14 at Backyard Massacre (hfwbackyardmassacre.xaper.com). You can contact Mark by e-mail (markpersyn@comcast.net) or by aim(MentalMark825) for more info. about the event.

I also bought a new car the other day as well...a plymouth neon, which is a hell of a lot better than that Green Machine p.o.s shadow I had.

Billy - I love you; Peaches - get back on your barstool (maybe think about taking back Sunday while you're at it); Rachael - you and Christine are both beautiful; HFW - see you on the 14th!

-(Mental) Mark-

Current Mood: tired
Current Music: Kind of a drag

The Return of the Deadman...
Mental Mark made his return to the "regathering" of HFW on April 3rd, with his new manager Chibzilla. He took on Death in a 3 Stages of Hell match, and these men went through hell...3 stages of it to be exact. The first fall was won by Death in a Collar Chain match, the second fall was won by Mental Mark after he suplexed Death through a table. The third and final fall was won by Mental Mark as he laid Death in the casket and closed the lid, naming Mark the new HFW Hardcore Champion.
In this match, both men came within inches of losing a lot...including their lives. Death was tombstone pildriven by Mental Mark causing his neck to move like a neck isn't supposed to move. Death whacked Mental Mark across the top of the left part of his head, causing Mark's ear to block and start to ring...almost lost his hearing. If thats not enough, Death also tried to blind Mental Mark with the use of not only baby powder, but a fire extinguisher as well. After much carnage (no pun intended "X-mas Carnage") Mental Mark received his third frying pan shot to the head, and he was knocked out, and the new HFW owner Dernaged had to revibe him back to life by giving him CPR with the help of the Psychotic Joker. Almost had "minus one" wrestler in the HFW...rather emotional moment. After the CPR, Mental Mark shot up, and went back to work on Death. Mental Mark had intentions on hanging the former hardcore champion with a noose...but it backfired on him as the 6'1" monster Akuma assisted Death and put the noose around Marks neck...luckily for Mark the noose broke on his way up to be hung. This match was without a doubt...3 Stages of Hell!

Current Mood: sore

Happy New Year!
I know I'm a day late, but Happy New Year! On New Years Eve, I worked from 2-10:45, we closed up a little early. After work, I partied with Dave for about a half hour or forty-five minutes...then I went home to a house full of drunks, which is perfectly fine, being that I became one of them within 20 minutes. We had a full house...dad, mom, Mike, Tim (Tikvah), Mike's dad, Phil, Moe, Johnny, Sherri, Chuck, and Josh...it was a mad house.

Come the 12:00 hour, the silly string flew, the poppers popped, horns blew, hats went into the air..the basement was a wreck. People slipping on the slippey silly string on the floor, people getting shot with the poppers, getting horns blown in their ears...but it was a shit load of fun. Everyone made their way upstairs within an hour or so, and went back to drinking. The first to leave us (by going to bed) was Mike's dad. Soon after him was the mom and dad. The next two were Mike and Tim. The final five were Johnny, Sherri, Phil, Moe and myself.

Phil, being the abnoxious person that he is, just kept on blowing the horns until 3 in the mornign, while evryone else is sleeping. Phil and Moe went to bed a little after 3, leaving Sherri, Johnny, and myself. Our discussion was who's sleeping where...I offered my bed, but they refused to take advantage of it, so I offered an air matress (which was a "smart" one) Sherri's hand flew into the air, and I had to blow it up. Come 4:00, I think Sherri was settled on the air matress, and Johnny was enjoying the couch...so once they were snoring, I literally had to crawl up the stairs into my room...I was in no condition to do anything, I was ripped.

I was up at 9:30 that morning...started the day off with a few mamosa's, slowly worked my way to coffee, then I was friends with coke. Phil and the crew left a little before 1:00, and we started to clean the house, and take the X-mas stuff down...we were done by 3:00, which is a real shocker.

I dropped Phil's CD off to him today, and enjoyed some of his terrific Sunday dinners he cooks every week.

Nothing really new in my life, just going back to school tomorrow...argh.

Its been a pleasure,

-MARK-

Current Mood: indescribable
Current Music: Big Weenie

Holy hell, I haven't updated this thing in so damn long...it seems I haven't even had the chance to breathe lately, with work and all. Being that some chick was fired, I'm going to be put on more hours come the new year, so its goona be fun fun fun! (yeah right) Aside from that, my Christmas was wonderful, I hope everyone elses was as good, and if not, better than mine. Um...my room is a mess (as always) I never have the time to clean it. I am really anxious to wrestle, I dont know why, I am just pumped and ready to go. Wow...a lot of things can happen from the time I last updated in Septemeber to now, its crazy. I will probably update after the New Year...talk to you then.

Life is Wonderful!
My life is wonderful. David Bureau, my man, he got me a job at Buscemi's. He is a wonderful person, I bow down at his feet, he is a great guy, I cannot stress that enough. I start work on Friday at 4:00 and I work until nine, I guess I'm lucky I get an off an hour earlier than David do, poor guy, he has to work Saturday, too. I'm going to borrow a quote form the oldie "Silouhettes"..."I couldn't hide the tears in my eyes." I was so thrilled to pieces that I finally have a job.

Other good news, I scheduled my road test for Saturday October 9, at 12:30...should I happen to pass, I get my liscense the followig Monday! (Thats a scary thought)

In the words of Mrs. Doubtfire..."It's homework time, okay?"

Have a wonderul night...or day, whatever time it is that you read this.

Current Mood: Tears of joy
Current Music: Voices in my head

Its true, I'm still alive...
I haven't updated in almost a month, because I've had so many people to do and things to see...wait...you know what I mean. Anyways, I've been a busy boy (as usual) and life is WONDERFUL. I cannot stress that enough, life is just magnificent, on my behalf, anyways. I've been seeing "Double David" lately, which is not only a good thing, but a great thing. Trying to find me a job, I need some green stuff...that doesn't account for weed, either (I've had people who've assumed so). Nothing else is really new.

HFW-wise...I've been too busy in my personal life to deal with it, but you can rest assure it is not dead. I think about it all the time, though.

D_V_D B_R_ _ _ _S H_T. Buy a few vowels, and thats how I feel in life...if you know it, DONT post it, thank you much.

HFW HFW HFW
Today was HFW Backyard Massacre, in which I competed in not 1, 2, or 3, but 4 matches.
The first match was against the Moreys...with their interesting tag team techniques they very well could have put Mark away. Mike Morey was holding Mark in a full nelson for David to do a spear, Mark moved and David collided right into his brother Mike. David then, went for a fishermans suplex and Mark countered with a small cradle for the 3. Mark celebrated only to be told that he must pin both members of the team, he turned around and Mike Moreys foot was coming at his face for a superkick, Mark caught it and turned it into an anklelock and Mike Morey had no other choice but to tap out.
His second match was another handicapped match, this time against Death and Whitey. A pretty long match...Mark gave it his all, he did a spinning wheel kick off of a ladder thqat was on a spool and connected right into Whitey and successfully pinned him for the 3. HellRAizer must have had a chnage of heart becaus ehe allowed Mark to pin one of the two team members and move on...
Marks third match was against Deranged in a last man standing match...Mark had a flaming two by four whacked over his back, he was flipped over into an estimate of 300 tacks. Mark flipped up at the count of 9, and got gutwrech powerbombed into the pile of tacks. Mark somehow still got to his feet and superkicked Deranged and knocked him out for the 10 count...Mark was victorious.
Mark got a 3 match rest...and then it was time to go one on one with the HellRaizer in a telephone pole match. Mark almost had the titles, but HellRaizer pulled him back and Mark fell 10-15 feet onto a trash can. HellRAizer did a few finishers and climbed the telephone pole to retrieve the HFW Undisputed title gold.
Soon after the match was over...Big V made a special appearance only to inform everyone that the Board of Directors appointed him (Big V) the new owner of HFW.
There was a pretty interesting battle royal at the end of this event as well.

I have school in the morning...or later today, rather, so good night.

How do you remember me?
Post a memory of me.
It can be anything you want.
Then post this to your journal.
See what people remember of you

Bored
I dont know why I am updating...I guess I'm just bored. I just heard news that "The Essentials" lost Bob, and gained 2 new members. It is very upsetting to hear that Bob is gone, but it was his choice, he had other things going on in life.

Backyard Massacre looks to be on Sunday, August 29, at Eric's (Luncbox's) house. It is there in which we will see whether or not Mental Mark will be back in the HFW.

This has been Mark Persyn...legend killer. (In honor of RKO)

HFW Smackdown w/ BIG V!
Wow, where to begin? Yestersday, I woke up around 8:05 and checked my e-mails and such. I sat around waiting for 11:45 to come about so I could go to Segment 2 for Drivers Training. Finally the time came and I went, and this guy who teaches it is funnier than f*ck...just about anything he does is funny. He swears in every other sentence, and makes fun of people, its great, you have to be there to see it. We finished class around 1:35 and then I went to Meijers for 2, 24 packs of Pepsi, then I came back to the Mental Home.

When I got home, I went to put the pop in the fridge in the basement, and I received a telephone call, thus, being Joe, the "main man". He called and mentioned he was going to Smackdown with me later that night, I've never been so excited in all my life, haha. I went to go put pop away agian, and it never fails, only this time DaDavid called me.

Joe, Akuma, CandyMan, DaDavid, and Mental Mark were awaiting for the arrival of Big V, to go to Smackdown. Soon enough, he showed up and away we went. The ride there must have been terribly uncomforting for those four who sat in the back, all smushed together. We got to the "Joe" and walked right in, no line at all. DaDavid had to repeatedly go through the metal detectors, with the clothing that he wears. Within time, everyone found their seats and were situated.

Smackdown was a great show, Undertaker was awesome. Paul Heyman is the man.

The ride home was a bit more convenient with a bigger back seat. Big V, his dad and I were in the front, while Akuma, Joe, John, and Dave were all in the back. The one word that was used way nmore than others was "Big V." I never knew he had so many places named after him, haha.

I've never laughed so hard in all my life. *Big V sign*

We dropped off Akuma, Joe, then John. We then went to 7-11 and picked up a midnight snack. I hit the sack as soon as I got back, being that I have another Drivers Training thing today, and I look forward to laughing at Boggio, and the way he teaches the class.

Big V and DaDavid are still asleep, so I am going to go upload Smackdown pics onto my computer.

HFW Backyard Massacre this Saturday, "Be there, or be...triangle." (Courtesy of the CandyMan) Big V x 3! (Big V cubed) I just cant get enough of Big V. *flashes Big V sign*

Love you all.

Current Mood: awake

HFW Backyard Massacre
From what I understand, the date for the next HFW event, Backyard Massacre, is scheduled to be this Saturday, August 14. I know I will be there to show my HFW support. HellRaizer is leaving me "hanging"...he wont tell me if I can have my job back or not, so I am going to be there no matter what. See you there.

July 24th, 2004 marks the end of Mental Mark.
You read correctly, last night at the Invasion, I, Mental Mark suffered a huge loss at the hands of the HellRaizer...and just about every HFW superstar that interfered in the match. So it took multiple people to keep Mental Mark down.

As of right now, I dont know what my current position is in HFW, or if I am even a part of it at all. But I wish the business all of the success in the world...Good Luck HFW!!!

Tell me the truth...no sarcasm.
Here is a quiz one of my friends gave me, if you so choose to take it (which you don't) please tell me the truth, please, thank you, highly appreciated.

HFW Invasion this Saturday...rock on!

Here's the quiz...

1. Who are you, what's our relationship?:
02. How long have you known me?:
03. Tell me one good thing about myself?:
04. When you first saw me, what was your impression?:
05. Have you ever had a crush on me?:
06. Do you remember one of the 1st things I said to you?:
07. Describe me in 3 words:
08. Name 5 things I love:
09. Do you think I'm good looking?:
10. How would you describe me to someone?:
11. Would you ever date me?:
12. Tell me one thing you've always wanted to say but never did:
13: What do you like most about me?:
14: If we could spend a day together, what would we do?:
15: Have we ever gotten in a fight?:
16: Do you think we will be friends for at least 3 or 4 more years?:
17. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it:
18. What do you think my weakness is?:
19. Do you think I'll get married?:
20. What makes me happy?:
21. What makes me sad?:
22. What reminds you of me?:
23. If you could give me anything, what would it be?:
24. When's the last time you saw me?:
25. Do you think our friendship is getting stronger/weaker/or staying the same?:
26. Do you feel that you could talk to me about anything and I would listen?:
27. Are you going to put this on your Journaland see what I say about you?:
29. If I was an ice cream flavor, which would I be and why?:
30. What song (if any) reminds you of me?:
31. If you could change one thing about me, what would it be?:
32. Would you make a move on me?:
33. Do I cross your mind at least 1 time a day?:

HF Fucking W!
Earlier tonight, I had a two hour long triple threat match with Akuma and Death. This match began with a brawl betwen the 3...the first one knocked down was Mental Mark with a size 13 boot to the face by Akuma. Throughout the match, many incidents occured...Mark went to go pick the big man up off of the grond, and said "The big man ain't looking so big so, is he?" Akuma sat up and his head collided right between the eyes of a bent over Mental Mark. With Mental Mark down, Death seized the opportunity for a knee drop right to the side of the head of Mental Mark...in which he had his head on a root, so it was a double whammy.

Death was running away from the 2 deadmen, who were chasing him. When they caught up, Death knocked Mark down, and kicked Akuma right in his "Danger zone." It must run in the family, Deranged had done the same, only a dropkick to the lower extremedies of Akuma. This poor guy has been nailed there more times than Pamela Lee has been screwed in a hot tub.

There was a unique double submission, Akuma was trying to separate Mark's shoulders while they were lying on the ground, and Death came up and applied a dragon sleeper on the 6'1 monster, Akuma. Death had tried to break the fingers of both Mental Mark and Akuma, he injured them yes, but did not succeeed in breaking them.

In the end, it was Akuma who delivered one massive chokeslam all the way from hell on Mental Mark. Mark was down and out! Akuma kicked Death right in the face with a big boot, and decided to pin the Mental one, for the 1, 2, 3. Lighting has struck twice in 2 places...Akuma, yet again, got kicked in the groin area, and also pinned Mental Mark for the second consecutive time in a row.

In this match, Mental Mark suffered only 4 chokeslams...thank God! With a hurt sturnum (elbow drop from Death) and a massive headache, Mental Mark is going to go relax.

Have a nice night, ladies and gentleman.

Love you all,

-Mental Mark-

Well...to start things off, I want to wish Death the best in life, you will be missed in the HFW, and well known for that matter..."Death, the first individual to lose a match via forfeit." (What a way to be known, eh?)

Invasion is looking pretty good right now...July 24th at around the 4:00 hour.

So yeah...you've all heard it...Mental Mark squealed like a school room sissy at the hands of the 6'1 monster, Akuma. Yes, I admit...I tapped out...on multiple occasions, to the walls of Jericho (Walls of Akuma, as I like to call it) a dragon sleeper hold, an arm wrench, and many more. He also annihilated me with a double arm DDT, multiple chokeslams, (totalling 7). I would have been 8, but I countered one into a crossface, I thought I had the best of him (this is after the two eliminations) and he got back up to a vertical base, and delivered a backbreaker...and another submission on top of that. Then he sensed victory, and by God...it happened, with the 7th chokleslam of the night, it gave him the 1, 2, 3.

Many more injuries were sustained in this match, but for now, this has been Mental Mark saying..."Have a nice day."

Fun Fun Fun
Well, Mental Mark is back from vacation, he is bruised up a little bit (driving into a ditch on the way home from up north) but he is fine. The only reason why we went into a ditch was because he (DaDavid) had to have some food, so I went to go get off at exit 108, and there are cones along side the road and I go through the wrong set of cones for the exit and boom...down we go. May I remind you that it was 8:25 in the a.m., and not to mention the fact that I had a splitting headache.

I stayed the night at Eric's house and DaDavid decided to stay here as well. We had HFW yesterday...I dropped Death on his head with a tombstone, and Eric kneed me in the top of the head (as I went to go spear him) and knocked me down for, what he said was, approximately a minute and a half. That knee is vicious. So yeah, my headache is doing just fine. (sarcasm)

HFW Invasion is coming, the clock is ticking, and I am patiently waiting for my victory.

Good Luck to all particpants in the Invasion.

I love you all,
-MARK-

Current Mood: odd
Current Music: Depressed Persian Towtruck Man

Happy 4th of July!
Hello Ladies and Gentlemen...I am greatly anticipated about the HFW Invasion, which is scheduled to take place on the 24th of this month. No cancellations as of yet...and thats a good thing. Only one person is stumped, and that is the 6'1 monster, Akuma...will he show up as Akuma to wrestle, or will he show up as JT to show his HFW support? Either way, I have given him until the 20th to give me his final answer, if not otherwise, I'll have to find a "suitable replacement" for Deranged, which will not be easy.

Today, I am inviting my grandparents over for a barbeque to celebrate our 228 years of being free in this country. Tonight, or tomorrow morning around 3:00 I have to take my cousin from Florida, to the airport so he can go back to Orlando. From there, I am coming home, packing up, and heading up to St. Helen, 170 miles away from here. I am going to take Death with me so him and I can talk and try to work out our relationship with one another. The last thing I need, is to lose talent before the Invasion.

I will return on Saturday, the 10th...see you then.

I love you all!

Current Mood: HFW
Current Music: Essentials - "Brown Eyed Girl"

I cannot take this.
Ladies and Gentleman...it is as though I am babysitting children. "I want, I want, I want, gimme, gimme, gimme." (HFW wise) I dont know how much longer it will be before I institutionalize myself into another mental home. Therefore I am going to take a nice, well deserved vacation...I will leave tomorrow morning (5th) and not return until Saturday (10th). I think I should take Death with me...being that he is one of the "children" I am babysitting. See you when I get back!

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